It’s black. It’s soft. It’s everything you’ve ever wanted in a shirt — assuming your dreams were realistic.
Lightweight, flattering, and quietly confident, this T-shirt doesn’t need a logo to prove it’s better than most conversations. It fits everyone, because irony doesn’t discriminate.
This isn’t just a shirt — it’s a wearable paradox: comfortable yet existential, simple yet suspiciously well-made.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
It’s black. It’s soft. It’s everything you’ve ever wanted in a shirt — assuming your dreams were realistic.
Lightweight, flattering, and quietly confident, this T-shirt doesn’t need a logo to prove it’s better than most conversations. It fits everyone, because irony doesn’t discriminate.
This isn’t just a shirt — it’s a wearable paradox: comfortable yet existential, simple yet suspiciously well-made.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
