It’s white. It’s clean. It’s pretending not to have opinions.
A structured, five-panel throwback to when irony was still analog. The flat bill says confidence, the mesh back says ventilation, and the whole thing whispers, “nothing really changes, it just gets rebranded.”
It fits like a thought you didn’t finish — snug, but somehow still open-ended.
• 47% cotton, 28% nylon, 25% polyester
• Flat bill
• Snapback closure
• Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (53.3 cm–60 cm)
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
It’s white. It’s clean. It’s pretending not to have opinions.
A structured, five-panel throwback to when irony was still analog. The flat bill says confidence, the mesh back says ventilation, and the whole thing whispers, “nothing really changes, it just gets rebranded.”
It fits like a thought you didn’t finish — snug, but somehow still open-ended.
• 47% cotton, 28% nylon, 25% polyester
• Flat bill
• Snapback closure
• Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (53.3 cm–60 cm)
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
