Stainless Steel (White) Water Bottle, Web of Irony Collection, Colored

$25.00

It’s white. It’s stainless. It’s everything modern purity tries to be — only functional.

This double-walled vessel of intention keeps your drink hot, cold, or symbolic for up to six hours. The leak-proof cap protects both your beverage and your reputation. It’s hydration as performance art — minimal, meaningful, and slightly excessive.

It doesn’t ask to be noticed, but it will be.

• 17 oz (500 ml)

• Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)

• Double-wall construction

• Insulated for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h)

• Patented ORCA coating for vibrant colors

• Hand-wash only

• Blank product sourced from China

It’s white. It’s stainless. It’s everything modern purity tries to be — only functional.

This double-walled vessel of intention keeps your drink hot, cold, or symbolic for up to six hours. The leak-proof cap protects both your beverage and your reputation. It’s hydration as performance art — minimal, meaningful, and slightly excessive.

It doesn’t ask to be noticed, but it will be.

• 17 oz (500 ml)

• Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)

• Double-wall construction

• Insulated for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h)

• Patented ORCA coating for vibrant colors

• Hand-wash only

• Blank product sourced from China