It’s black. It’s sleek. It’s quietly judging your plastic bottles.
This double-walled stainless steel masterpiece keeps your drink hot, cold, or somewhere in between — because balance is everything and control is an illusion. Whether you’re at the gym, in traffic, or just pretending to be productive, this bottle promises hydration with philosophical depth.
The odor-proof cap keeps secrets. The shape says, I understand form and function.
• 17 oz (500 ml)
• Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
• Double-wall construction
• Glossy finish
• Insulated for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h)
• Patented ORCA coating for vibrant colors
• Hand-wash only
• Blank product sourced from China
It’s black. It’s sleek. It’s quietly judging your plastic bottles.
This double-walled stainless steel masterpiece keeps your drink hot, cold, or somewhere in between — because balance is everything and control is an illusion. Whether you’re at the gym, in traffic, or just pretending to be productive, this bottle promises hydration with philosophical depth.
The odor-proof cap keeps secrets. The shape says, I understand form and function.
• 17 oz (500 ml)
• Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
• Double-wall construction
• Glossy finish
• Insulated for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h)
• Patented ORCA coating for vibrant colors
• Hand-wash only
• Blank product sourced from China
