For the baby who has everything — including no idea what’s going on.
This white one piece is soft, comfortable, and existentially pure. The envelope neckline says “ease of use,” but the real statement is “I was born into late-stage capitalism, and all I got was this responsibly sourced cotton outfit.”
It’s perfect for naps, giggles, and pondering the meaning of life between bottles.
• 100% ring-spun combed cotton
• Side-seamed construction
• Envelope neckline
• Three-snap leg closure
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
For the baby who has everything — including no idea what’s going on.
This white one piece is soft, comfortable, and existentially pure. The envelope neckline says “ease of use,” but the real statement is “I was born into late-stage capitalism, and all I got was this responsibly sourced cotton outfit.”
It’s perfect for naps, giggles, and pondering the meaning of life between bottles.
• 100% ring-spun combed cotton
• Side-seamed construction
• Envelope neckline
• Three-snap leg closure
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
